ITV Show Mistakenly Let’s The Politically Blind See the COVID / Green New Schpeel

If you <blink> <blink> you’ll miss it, but thankfully hapless TV host split it

ITV host of her namesake show Lorraine, used the microsecond of film that supposedly demonstrates a year’s worth of the benefit of having the flu turned into Godzilla and the world’s tramways picked up with beastly hands and tossed back and forth, i.e. COVID was beneficial because now we can see snow on mountains 200 miles away. Hurrah!

What actually is presented by both David Attenborough’s The Year Earth Changed intro and so stupidly snatched, slowed down and discussed in hilarious detail is two frames of the same image – one horribly photoshopped.

I mean they either surely meant the imagery as merely suggestive or mean to say the public is so pathetic at absorbing visual data, processing data and concluding about their cognition that it no longer matters how bad is the intern so long as they are the right color and gender, only eat fallen fruit and vegetables who willingly sacrifice themselves for the greater good of veganism and drive an engineless vehicle powered by unicorn sneezes (through a mask).

Here they are. The photographer in the Attenborough intro says, “For the first time in our lifetimes, we can see the Himalayas!” implying the legitimacy of these images and that COVID cured air pollution. Thanks China!